Jump Rope Competition

I had a secret jump rope competition with a guy at the gym. He started jump roping near where I was jump roping. He won for consistency and stamina, I won for pure jump rope power and speed.

Save Darfur

There's a guy at the gym who wears a red, sleeveless shirt that reads "Save Darfur". But if you were to approach this man and talk passionately about Darfur, he would probably get angry at you for cock blocking him. You see, the shirt is a trick - this guy is trying to get laid. That's how you do it at my liberal, gay gym - you wear a political cut off tee to your spin class then get yourself a hand job in the steam room.

However, if you approach the short, 50 year old lady who wears platform sneakers and wears sweatpants that read "Porn Star" on the arse, you would be right in thinking she is a porn star.