tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.comments2009-11-13T13:27:45.713-08:00GibblertronUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-47417405274778516512009-11-13T13:27:45.713-08:002009-11-13T13:27:45.713-08:00Maybe Nancy gave it you? She seemed a bit neuroti...Maybe Nancy gave it you? She seemed a bit neurotic...loved her antics though.Adam Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-34680728537173794422009-10-03T09:48:21.204-07:002009-10-03T09:48:21.204-07:00Matt, just to clear this up, this is a fictional p...Matt, just to clear this up, this is a fictional piece I did for a website called Funny or Die.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371004807119893451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-36518601647321377342009-10-03T09:29:55.043-07:002009-10-03T09:29:55.043-07:00Wow, that's awful! How long till she's eli...Wow, that's awful! How long till she's eligible for parole?Matt Jeffryesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-87082499886944850922009-09-23T05:25:58.760-07:002009-09-23T05:25:58.760-07:00This cracked me up.This cracked me up.pauserewindrepeathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07331966992103637170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-71914230301559869752009-09-04T21:10:31.731-07:002009-09-04T21:10:31.731-07:00This is awesome...I think your tips will add to my...This is awesome...I think your tips will add to my nutrition plan...taco bell number 6 on a friday night...and an oreo twisted frosty from Wendy's for desert...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-36936536446526512742009-08-26T10:49:55.416-07:002009-08-26T10:49:55.416-07:00A few years ago I worked at a very tucked-away Sta...A few years ago I worked at a very tucked-away Starbucks in Bel-Air, and John Tesh would come in sometimes with a parrot on his shoulder.<br />You most likely missed a picture of John Tesh.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12948822042922028659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-25399569452355681852009-08-23T20:17:28.355-07:002009-08-23T20:17:28.355-07:00...in bed?...in bed?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15772459098617822653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-38647990286414396342009-08-18T12:48:09.964-07:002009-08-18T12:48:09.964-07:00It is packed with carbs, and for most people who e...It is packed with carbs, and for most people who exercise, carbs is the best thing to eat. Also, its only greasy if you buy that fast food shit like pizza hut, otherwise it is delicious and fresh, and being an italian, I know that pizza is wonderful. You have just been corrupted by your society.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-51975837411677844552009-08-17T10:54:59.552-07:002009-08-17T10:54:59.552-07:00ungh! post something new; your posts make me laugh...ungh! post something new; your posts make me laugh and brighten my day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-16012831415547959852009-07-25T14:35:11.221-07:002009-07-25T14:35:11.221-07:00Heaven forbid people eat what...gasp...they want t...Heaven forbid people eat what...gasp...they want to eat!! Heaven forbid they don't choke down some health food and live a long, miserable life never being able to eat what they crave.<br /><br />You're damn right I eat pizza because I wanna. If I didn't want to I wouldn't be eating it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-72827163751045503732009-07-06T03:38:51.355-07:002009-07-06T03:38:51.355-07:00Sure, it's all good. I skip a day here and the...Sure, it's all good. I skip a day here and there, and a wash cloth does the pits just fine. But... It's nicest when showered much more regularly and if I'm gonna be licking someone or someone is gonna be licking me in places where sweat festers (what do you mean you've never licked someone's armpit? Gotta get out more there) then being nice and clean and fresh as a daisy (er, okay, maybe not a daisy in a field where animals roam, but you get the idea) is yummier, for me at least. So count me in, sometimes. Actually, you could count me out'n'in, I guess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-5790529552255681082009-07-06T03:34:24.132-07:002009-07-06T03:34:24.132-07:00Plus the Internet can aid sleep. Except when watch...Plus the Internet can aid sleep. Except when watching something great like RoommatingShow Episodes 1 thru not-nearly-enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-37593299906497862912009-07-03T06:12:57.367-07:002009-07-03T06:12:57.367-07:00Yeah, it is over rated. Wastes a lot of water too....Yeah, it is over rated. Wastes a lot of water too. As long as one doesn't go around stinking the place up at least. But generally speaking, that's usually armpit generated and can be taken care of with a wash cloth and through application of some manner of nostink product. Though I went to school with some guy who smelled of a toilet that hasn't been flushed for a week, so that might not apply to everyone.Cerykhttp://myspace.com/ceryknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-56390030559657898942009-07-01T18:07:26.812-07:002009-07-01T18:07:26.812-07:00Count me in! :-)Count me in! :-)Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-32533529658065490912009-04-13T09:23:00.000-07:002009-04-13T09:23:00.000-07:00Sensing a little bitterness there.. does that mean...Sensing a little bitterness there.. does that mean you're criminal too?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06610316058144399046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-14446418134189487232009-04-08T16:15:00.000-07:002009-04-08T16:15:00.000-07:00I concur. The people who I've met who steal, usual...I concur. The people who I've met who steal, usually have a shit ton of money. I guess that's why they have a shit ton of money...Spiderbitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01776070887481546398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-75581167077991429542009-04-07T03:26:00.000-07:002009-04-07T03:26:00.000-07:00I don't think that would work.I don't think that would work.Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-51374457689481801002009-03-27T04:48:00.000-07:002009-03-27T04:48:00.000-07:00Of course they do, but only during the afternoon.Of course they do, but only during the afternoon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-90804748775237692382009-03-26T16:17:00.000-07:002009-03-26T16:17:00.000-07:00I don't think they do.I don't think they do.Miguelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08173827378538208743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-817345729698938032009-03-06T05:00:00.000-08:002009-03-06T05:00:00.000-08:00I kicked this particular habit a while ago. If the...I kicked this particular habit a while ago. If the show came on I was glued to the spot. Then my lovely wife kicked me in the ass, told me it was stupid and I went on with my life. I love my wife.Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-77498191077340800382009-03-03T11:28:00.000-08:002009-03-03T11:28:00.000-08:00Thanks. I laughed out loud at this one.Thanks. I laughed out loud at this one.Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-67884185284497033092009-02-17T04:32:00.000-08:002009-02-17T04:32:00.000-08:00I got nothing. I'm going to have to agree with you...I got nothing. I'm going to have to agree with you 100% on this one. Thank God Almighty for the Gibblertron!Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-29796620758861669902009-02-16T04:31:00.000-08:002009-02-16T04:31:00.000-08:00While most people wouldn't care, think of all the ...While most people wouldn't care, think of all the work involved. First yu'd have to buy all those crackers. Then you need to get the poison and that can't be easy. Then, does the poison ruin the cracker so badly that even a homeless person won't eat it? Really sounds like a lot of work and now I've made myself tired. I'll touch base again after my nap.<BR/>Seeya!Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-57349480536672853342009-02-13T04:07:00.000-08:002009-02-13T04:07:00.000-08:00Okay, but how do you turn it into concrete? Methin...Okay, but how do you turn it into concrete? Methinks I spy a hole in your logic.Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7488321338037475871.post-49565281355564327582009-02-12T04:29:00.000-08:002009-02-12T04:29:00.000-08:00And there goes my coffee.And there goes my coffee.Douglas A. Waltzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312801885609153510noreply@blogger.com