Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Vanity Plate

"There's only two thing you need to know about me. I'm a lady, and I'm 80"

From Gibblertron Blog Photos

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My kind of guy

This gentleman was walking with me for a really long while down La Cienega. He talked so quietly, I did not understand a thing he said. But I hope he was talking about his new Target racing sleeveless button down.

From Gibblertron Blog Photos

Monday, July 20, 2009

Tips for staying thin

It's not fair that I keep my staying thin secrets to myself, so here they are:

#1 Mental blocking

If you tell yourself you're not hungry, or better yet, have someone close to you tell you you shouldn't be eating something, you'll really be surprised how quickly you can shed some pounds.

#2 Self hatred

Stand naked in the Equinox West Hollywood locker rooms and constantly compare your butt, boobs and stomach to ladies who are genetically superior to you. Be inconspicuous though. You may accidentally find yourself in an awkward naked lesbian situation.

#3 Choice is the enemy

If you don't buy cookies for your house, you won't eat cookies in your house. Plain and simple. When you want a cookie, get upset and cry about your lack of cookies, then once that's over, chill out with some sweet ass unsalted almonds.

#4 Pills

Do drugs that don't make you hungry.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Rental Car

The Mazda M3. Complete with jerky gear shifting, stale body smell, and empty windshield wiper fluid tank.

From Gibblertron Blog Photos

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Waaaaaaaa! I'm the baby!

Should this person be operating a vehicle?

From Gibblertron Blog Photos

Monday, July 6, 2009

What position?

Stop being vague fortune cookie!!! I need to know!! I love being in a good position. If I only knew when, or where or in regards to what!

From Gibblertron Blog Photos

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Why a juicer is a sign that you "Made It"

Think about it. Think about all the other stuff that has to go on your kitchen counter top - toaster, coffee maker, microwave. Then, if you have any room left over, you have to use it to actually set things down. But if you're rich, and you have a big kitchen, you can dedicate kitchen real estate to your juicer! A specialty appliance used to make special drinks that you may or may not drink everyday. That's luxury!