Attention Los Angeles Recluses

I have a sure fire way to get you out of your house:

#1 Get up before 10AM
#2 Take a shower before 3PM
#3 Put on a shirt
#4 Put on pants
#5 Put on shoes (you can't be sidetracked with underwear or socks)
#5 Go outside and watch the sun set.

You did it!