Angrily yell this at a mother whose young baby is staring at you in an adorable way:
"Your baby is fucking flirting with me! "
(and then let me know what happens)
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Check out Resentful Mom, a blog I write as Rachel Sochney.
I'm Rachel Sochney. My kids are jerks and I don't love my husband anymore. Don't tell them though. They think things are fine, but inside I am dying.
I'm Rachel Sochney. My kids are jerks and I don't love my husband anymore. Don't tell them though. They think things are fine, but inside I am dying.
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- Born in Glendale, California. Raised in Texas. I love wheatgrass and BBQ sausage (not together).-- I like fast paced rock music like The Klaxons and VHS or BETA.-- Studied at Second City Chicago, IO Chicago, IO West, UCB NYC, UCB LA, The Groundlings, Playground Theater.-- I have a tribal tatoo on my ankle. Not only are the '90's forever etched in my skin, a boy picked it out. That's right, I didn't even pick it out. Sad.-- I write Roommating Show with Joel Church-Cooper. He doesn't have his own website. That's his decision and we're dealing with it. -- My main live venue is UCB LA. I do shows here and there when I can. -- I love stupid socks. My favorite are black socks with sushi on 'em. I've come a long way from the short skirts and padded bras.bras of my late teens/early 20's.
-- HBO's "The Wire". Man. You know what I am saying.
- Born in Glendale, California. Raised in Texas. I love wheatgrass and BBQ sausage (not together).-- I like fast paced rock music like The Klaxons and VHS or BETA.-- Studied at Second City Chicago, IO Chicago, IO West, UCB NYC, UCB LA, The Groundlings, Playground Theater.-- I have a tribal tatoo on my ankle. Not only are the '90's forever etched in my skin, a boy picked it out. That's right, I didn't even pick it out. Sad.-- I write Roommating Show with Joel Church-Cooper. He doesn't have his own website. That's his decision and we're dealing with it. -- My main live venue is UCB LA. I do shows here and there when I can. -- I love stupid socks. My favorite are black socks with sushi on 'em. I've come a long way from the short skirts and padded bras.bras of my late teens/early 20's.
-- HBO's "The Wire". Man. You know what I am saying.
Um, nooooooooo.
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