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| From Gibblertron Blog Photos |
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Vanity Plate
"There's only two thing you need to know about me. I'm a lady, and I'm 80"
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| From Gibblertron Blog Photos |
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
My kind of guy
This gentleman was walking with me for a really long while down La Cienega. He talked so quietly, I did not understand a thing he said. But I hope he was talking about his new Target racing sleeveless button down.
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| From Gibblertron Blog Photos |
Monday, July 20, 2009
Tips for staying thin
It's not fair that I keep my staying thin secrets to myself, so here they are:
#1 Mental blocking
If you tell yourself you're not hungry, or better yet, have someone close to you tell you you shouldn't be eating something, you'll really be surprised how quickly you can shed some pounds.
#2 Self hatred
Stand naked in the Equinox West Hollywood locker rooms and constantly compare your butt, boobs and stomach to ladies who are genetically superior to you. Be inconspicuous though. You may accidentally find yourself in an awkward naked lesbian situation.
#3 Choice is the enemy
If you don't buy cookies for your house, you won't eat cookies in your house. Plain and simple. When you want a cookie, get upset and cry about your lack of cookies, then once that's over, chill out with some sweet ass unsalted almonds.
#4 Pills
Do drugs that don't make you hungry.
#1 Mental blocking
If you tell yourself you're not hungry, or better yet, have someone close to you tell you you shouldn't be eating something, you'll really be surprised how quickly you can shed some pounds.
#2 Self hatred
Stand naked in the Equinox West Hollywood locker rooms and constantly compare your butt, boobs and stomach to ladies who are genetically superior to you. Be inconspicuous though. You may accidentally find yourself in an awkward naked lesbian situation.
#3 Choice is the enemy
If you don't buy cookies for your house, you won't eat cookies in your house. Plain and simple. When you want a cookie, get upset and cry about your lack of cookies, then once that's over, chill out with some sweet ass unsalted almonds.
#4 Pills
Do drugs that don't make you hungry.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Rental Car
The Mazda M3. Complete with jerky gear shifting, stale body smell, and empty windshield wiper fluid tank.
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| From Gibblertron Blog Photos |
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
What position?
Stop being vague fortune cookie!!! I need to know!! I love being in a good position. If I only knew when, or where or in regards to what!
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| From Gibblertron Blog Photos |
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Why a juicer is a sign that you "Made It"
Think about it. Think about all the other stuff that has to go on your kitchen counter top - toaster, coffee maker, microwave. Then, if you have any room left over, you have to use it to actually set things down. But if you're rich, and you have a big kitchen, you can dedicate kitchen real estate to your juicer! A specialty appliance used to make special drinks that you may or may not drink everyday. That's luxury!
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